1st Diagnostic - Action/Video

[snapturtle]

[Action House 1]

[After having been dumped in Jade's workshop, and getting directions from the colonel himself, the occupants of house 1 might notice a stranger in New Feather clothes passing through. If no one notices or bothers to stop her, she will just walk out the front door in hopes of keeping as much of her dignity intact as possible.

After that B'Elanna goes to the clothing shop, finds her uniform, changes, then seats herself on a bench outside to look over her journal. Which she soon discovers is a communication device.]


[Video]

I'm looking for tools. Where can I find some?

[Her stomach also decides to take this moment to speak.]

And I hope there's something decent to eat around here.

Comments

Re: Voice

[snapturtle]

[Okay this is starting to get old. Her irritation is clear in her voice.]

Yes, I'm a damn Klingon!

Re: Voice

[bonesandmore]

Well that's just great.

Re: Voice

[snapturtle]

Tell me about it.

Re: Voice

[bonesandmore]

[Oh, a Klingon who uses sarcasm? Alright then...that's unexpected.

Maybe she even actually means tools instead of weapons.]

What kind of tools you lookin' for?

Re: Voice

[snapturtle]

A set of engineering tools would be great, a tricorder would be fantastic, but you probably don't have any of those.

Re: Voice

[bonesandmore]

[Well that gets a snort.]

Yeah, those would be great. But from my understandin' not something you can get unless you kiss a bunch of people under god damn poisonous plants.

Re: Voice

[snapturtle]

I'd sooner eat the poisonous plants.

Re: Voice

[bonesandmore]

I'd rather ya didn't. Makes more work for me.

Voice 1/2

[snapturtle]

[She snorts lightly.]

You sound like the Doctor.

Voice 2/2

[snapturtle]

[Pause. Wait a minute.]

Who are you?

Voice

[bonesandmore]

Sounds right, I am a doctor. And the name's McCoy. Leonard McCoy.

Re: Voice

[snapturtle]

That explains it. He did mention that you were part of his programming.

Re: Voice

[bonesandmore]

[Did he miss something?]

...What?

Re: Voice

[snapturtle]

Our Emergency Medical Holographic Program is programmed with the experience of 47 different doctors. You happen to be one of them.

Voice

[bonesandmore]

[Oh there's not one bit of information there that sets well with him at all.]

What year are you from?

Re: Voice

[snapturtle]

2373

Re: Voice

[bonesandmore]

And they're replaced flesh and blood doctors with god damn programs?

Re: Voice

[snapturtle]

The EMH was intended for short term emergency use.

Unless you're stranded in the Delta Quadrant with a dead medical staff.

Re: Voice

[bonesandmore]

Well thank God they haven't completely lost their mind in the future then.

Sounds like an unfortunate situation for you back home.

Re: Voice

[snapturtle]

You have no idea.

Re: Voice

[bonesandmore]

Don't suppose I do. Unless you could how we're all stuck here.

Re: Voice

[snapturtle]

True. And honestly, I'm not sure which is worse.

Re: Voice

[bonesandmore]

Wait 'til a holiday comes around. Might make your decision easier.

Re: Voice

[snapturtle]

... Please tell me that's sarcasm.

[Weren't holidays supposed to be.. you know.. enjoyable? Unless you're a Klingon, cause Klingon holidays are just...]

Re: Voice

[bonesandmore]

My dear, I do not joke about holiday tormenting.